Posts by Becky Boo:
“Dude where’s my Jeep” aka “I was unsupervised again”
Me to HG ” People really need to lock their vehicles!” HG “what? was there a break in?” Me “yeah, by me…” Having decided to just walk away out of fear for the remainder of the story, he finally returned to the kitchen HG “um, okay, I give, what happened?” Me “honestly, it isn’t […]
Viva la Arizona! or Boo out of water…
So, this girl who HATES change, decided to move across the entire country…to a state, though very beautiful and awesome, mine as well be Mars for this Midwest girl. It happened basically like this: HG: I love Arizona, do you love Arizona? Boo:Yes HG:If I got a job there would you move? Boo:Yeah, that could […]
The Importance of HG..better late than never
There was that one time that I told HG I would write 31 days about him…that was roughly 8ish months ago…he is taking it personally that I he never got the rest of his prop days. For someone who never reads what I write, this is funny. He will say that me not […]
The time HG wanted to be a Ghost Writer
Thing 1,245 HG told me I am not allowed to do, but I will do anyway. Conversation between me and HG that I refer to as “The day he tried to hijack my blog” “I read your blog, you can’t “bundle” my awesomeness “key words “your blog” I can do whatever I want Sir! “Say […]
Shotgun shuts his Cakehole
If for some horrible reason you are incapacitated and someone had access to your recent music playlist, what would it say about you? Whenever anyone sits in my passenger seat they always get the same (2) reminders: Driver picks the music Passenger shuts their cake hole *Shout out to Sam and Dean* The […]
I am losing a lot of money here Don!
Remember a few days ago and I was all “WWDJD” and my friend was all “who cares and shut your face”. Okay, she didn’t say quite like that, but every time I mentioned him, I had to pay a dollar. So, I made a bet that I could get “WWDJD” to trend, but of […]
The Importance of HG 10, 11 & 12 The Chairman Meow Edition
This one gets three because it’s a big one, and it deserves three. So, here is 10, 11 & 12. HG is not a cat person. When we moved into together, I brought with me one of my furry kids, a cat by the name of Salem Massachusetts. Salem loved HG and HG eventually loved him. […]
The Importance of HG 7,8 & 9
There are absolutely at a minimum 31 awesome things about the HG, but things get busy so there may be a few “bundles” So, 7,8, and 9: 7) We have a ridiculous amount of personal jokes. 8) He brings me Taco Bell to cheer me up 9) He wasn’t even surprised when I […]
WWDJD
Sometimes your tribe is there for you, and sometimes..they just shake their head and tell you to go lay down. Gentle readers, who was your childhood crush? That first person you saw on TV and knew right then you were going to marry them and live happily ever after? For me, (no judging) it was […]
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