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Boo’s definition of a Soul mate…

Posted by Becky Boo on January 8, 2015 in Uncategorized |

I have spent most of my life with an idolized version of what a soul mate is.   The perfect person who would be the Prince to my Princess.  It was a mash up of Danny and Sandy from Grease, and me and Don Johnson living in Miami.

What I have learned is that I was wrong… really, really, wrong.

Not in that it is necessarily a bad thing and I woke up one morning all “holy crap this is just so horrific”.  My realization was more like a “Oh, Yeah, this makes more sense to me”.  Hindsight is so 20/20…I hate it when my Mother is right.

The following is a list of things that yours truly believes constitute a Soul mate.  Yours is different, because you are not me and I am not you. (That totally sounds like a Beetles song.) However, the basic principles remain the same.

Also, the world would implode if there were ever two of me…it would be a disaster; trust me on this.

 

  1. Going to Taco Bell at 3:00 A.M because you must have a taco with extra cheese now.
  2. Rubbing your toes until you stop crying
  3. Doesn’t get irritated when you speak all the parts along with your favorite movie
  4. Pretends that you don’t have PMS
  5. Understands that you will never learn how to cook
  6. That you can fart in front of and laugh
  7. No matter how angry you are,  you would rather sleep next to them then apart
  8. Goes and checks out the scary noise you are convinced is a demon or someone breaking into the house even though they have told you a million times in the last hour it’s just the wind but they will go check anyway so you will shut the hell up and go to sleep
  9. Tells you when you are wrong
  10. Always has your Six

Take that Hallmark Channel

 

 

XO,

 

Boo

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