GARBAGE THIEVES!
My furry children bark at any perceived intrusion into their kingdom. Could be a squirrel, a falling leaf, a door bell ringing on the television. I have a feeling that they don’t fully grasp the concept of “Garbage Day”. I wish that I spoke fluent pupster and could assure them that the nice people in […]
Clowns baking cakes…
You know how they say “keep a notebook with you at all times to jot down your ideas, even on your bedside table?” I am not sure who “they” are, but I have given it a rather hearty try. Do you know what things I write down at 3 AM? or while running thru my […]
FRIED CLAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do not do well making personal decisions under pressure. I am not even talking about a “red wire, green wire” situation. It could be as simple as being the last one to order when out to dinner with friends. Who wants to be the one holding up the order? My anxiety riddled self just […]
Love in the time of cold sores…
I, sadly, have suffered my cold sores for most of my life. While in the fourth grade when we had to take Sex Ed I went home crying because I had herpes. (This was pointed out by very helpful classmates) That day has stuck with me since. When I get stressed? BAM! My lip gets a beautiful […]
That’s no Death Star, that is dinner…
I have decided that as a somewhat intelligent individual, I should be able to create at least rudimentary meals for HG. Thus far, it has been an interesting endeavor. It started with awesome intentions, and then ends with a lump of pea jerky. I had carefully released the peas from the can into the pot […]
Death by Yoga Clothes
I have come to the conclusion that I should never live alone. Why you ask? Is it because I need constant companionship? Nope. Is it because I have no idea how to use a stove? Perhaps. Apparently, when left to my own devices I always seem to find a way to create some form of dangerous […]
Wait…What?
Those times when you hear just enough of a conversation that you ponder it for the remainder of the day. Picture the scene: Wal-Mart Me: Just wanting to get my crap and leave Random couple walking by me and all I hear is “And that is why we should raise Turtles”. “….and this is why […]
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