Zombies, Clutter and Vows…Oh My!
With impending nuptials heading my way, I have been giving a lot of thought to my vows for HG. I have a set that I wrote, that are sweet and kind of funny (if I do say myself) but I am wondering how much saying vows lead to chance? I can vow to […]
From the Archives-A Simple Twist of Fate
How the Hell did I get here day…Oh, I have just lost count at this point. I firmly believe that everything happens for a reason. That the universe has a master plan for all of and every choice we make with our free will either leads us to, or away from our intended destination. […]
From the Archives-January 24,2011
Occasionaly, I like to review the older stuff I have written, esp when it was during a rough patch. It’s nice to remember how far I have walked… ”Look for God, look for God like a man with his head on fire looks for water” EPL How the hell did I get here, Day […]
Valentines Day Revamped
Valentines day as a child was always filled with the preparations for the in class party at school. 1) Picking out invitations (Dear GOD let me find the Smurfs Or Snoopy) 2) Signing and addressing all the cards, feeling weird about giving them to some of the boys in class, while still hoping […]
Choose your own adventure…in the Bathroom
HG:”!@#$%$^!@#%!@#%” “Why do you feel the need to have 800 bathroom products in the shower? Me: “Why would I use the same product everyday? My needs change” “Depending on how I am feeling, my entire bath experience could be vastly different from the day before. H:-“Do I even want to know? Me: “um, read the labels, I […]
The Importance of Garlic…and hiding your tracks
I want to preface this by saying that I am good at many things, even VERY good at some of those. There are somethings that I truly am not good at. Things that I am not good at include: Sewing Being Graceful Not Hot Gluing myself to things Cooking Polishing my own Toe Nails Of […]
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