The Importance of HG..better late than never
There was that one time that I told HG I would write 31 days about him…that was roughly 8ish months ago…he is taking it personally that I he never got the rest of his prop days. For someone who never reads what I write, this is funny. He will say that me not […]
Shotgun shuts his Cakehole
If for some horrible reason you are incapacitated and someone had access to your recent music playlist, what would it say about you? Whenever anyone sits in my passenger seat they always get the same (2) reminders: Driver picks the music Passenger shuts their cake hole *Shout out to Sam and Dean* The […]
I am losing a lot of money here Don!
Remember a few days ago and I was all “WWDJD” and my friend was all “who cares and shut your face”. Okay, she didn’t say quite like that, but every time I mentioned him, I had to pay a dollar. So, I made a bet that I could get “WWDJD” to trend, but of […]
The Importance of HG 10, 11 & 12 The Chairman Meow Edition
This one gets three because it’s a big one, and it deserves three. So, here is 10, 11 & 12. HG is not a cat person. When we moved into together, I brought with me one of my furry kids, a cat by the name of Salem Massachusetts. Salem loved HG and HG eventually loved him. […]
The Importance of HG 7,8 & 9
There are absolutely at a minimum 31 awesome things about the HG, but things get busy so there may be a few “bundles” So, 7,8, and 9: 7) We have a ridiculous amount of personal jokes. 8) He brings me Taco Bell to cheer me up 9) He wasn’t even surprised when I […]
Thee Importance of HG 6
31 Days of this? WTF was I thinking? Number 6 is just self-explanatory: Any man who will be a unicorn for you, is a keeper…on those days, when I just want to bury him under the pool, these pictures remind me he is freaking hilarious. ( A side I wish more people saw) XOXO […]
The Importance of HG 5
Number Cinco *Jurassic Spoiler Alert* He snuggled me at the end of Jurassic World because I was just so happy for Blue the Velociraptor and wanted to know how the rest of her life turned out. No questions asked, because he just knew… He gets my Dino love ya’ll
The Importance of HG 4
Thing 4 He always procures the Halloween Oreo’s the minute they come out. Sometimes love is an Oreo with orange filling 🙂 xoxox, Boo
The Importance of HG 10/03
Thing (3) When HG and I first moved in together there was quite a debate as to why or why not there should be a TV in our bedroom. Me: ARE WE AMISH? HOW CAN I SLEEP? I watched “Twitches” on my I-Pad, every night, for 3 months…it took awhile, and […]
Why, hello October…you sexy bastard
Dear Blog, (and the 5 people who actually read it) I love October. There is nothing that I dislike about October…Halloween is coming ya’ll..the leaves are changing, Hoodies, bonfires are…bonfiring…if bonfiring isn’t a word it should be… I have already dragged one of my step-daughters thru a corn maze. It was a lot of fun, […]
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