Doesn’t sleep well with others…allegedly
Conversation (allegedly) between HG and Myself while he was watching TV in bed and I was asleep. HG: “OMG, what is wrong with your feet? why do they feel like that?, why are your talons wrapped around my ankle?” Me: (allegedly, in what was told me as a creepy witchy whisper) “It’s […]
Clowns baking cakes…
You know how they say “keep a notebook with you at all times to jot down your ideas, even on your bedside table?” I am not sure who “they” are, but I have given it a rather hearty try. Do you know what things I write down at 3 AM? or while running thru my […]
Love in the time of cold sores…
I, sadly, have suffered my cold sores for most of my life. While in the fourth grade when we had to take Sex Ed I went home crying because I had herpes. (This was pointed out by very helpful classmates) That day has stuck with me since. When I get stressed? BAM! My lip gets a beautiful […]
That’s no Death Star, that is dinner…
I have decided that as a somewhat intelligent individual, I should be able to create at least rudimentary meals for HG. Thus far, it has been an interesting endeavor. It started with awesome intentions, and then ends with a lump of pea jerky. I had carefully released the peas from the can into the pot […]
Boo’s definition of a Soul mate…
I have spent most of my life with an idolized version of what a soul mate is. The perfect person who would be the Prince to my Princess. It was a mash up of Danny and Sandy from Grease, and me and Don Johnson living in Miami. What I have learned is that I […]
And She’s back!
Word’s have been my best friend, and my darkest enemy. I have always used them as a tool, whether I was reading or writing, they have always been a great escape and outlet. Even with 2013 technology and most of my writing being electronic, there is something finite about it. Once a thought leaves your brain and travels […]
The Day You Were Born…A letter for Ben
A letter-poem to my nephew Ben…. On the day you were born…well it was FANTASTIC and AMAZING and MAGIC. (Imagine how your parents felt, I am just the crazy Aunt) On the day you were born you made all of our hearts melt, a new kind of love that had never been felt. There […]
Wait…What?
Those times when you hear just enough of a conversation that you ponder it for the remainder of the day. Picture the scene: Wal-Mart Me: Just wanting to get my crap and leave Random couple walking by me and all I hear is “And that is why we should raise Turtles”. “….and this is why […]