“Dude where’s my Jeep” aka “I was unsupervised again”
Me to HG ” People really need to lock their vehicles!” HG “what? was there a break in?” Me “yeah, by me…” Having decided to just walk away out of fear for the remainder of the story, he finally returned to the kitchen HG “um, okay, I give, what happened?” Me “honestly, it isn’t […]
Clowns baking cakes…
You know how they say “keep a notebook with you at all times to jot down your ideas, even on your bedside table?” I am not sure who “they” are, but I have given it a rather hearty try. Do you know what things I write down at 3 AM? or while running thru my […]
Death by Yoga Clothes
I have come to the conclusion that I should never live alone. Why you ask? Is it because I need constant companionship? Nope. Is it because I have no idea how to use a stove? Perhaps. Apparently, when left to my own devices I always seem to find a way to create some form of dangerous […]