Choose your own adventure…in the Bathroom

Posted by Becky Boo on February 13, 2013 in Choose your own adventure, The Importance of Being Boo |

HG:”!@#$%$^!@#%!@#%”  “Why do you feel the need to have 800 bathroom products in the shower?

Me: “Why would I use the same product everyday? My needs change”  “Depending on how I am feeling, my entire bath experience could be vastly different from the day before.

H:-“Do I even want to know?

Me: “um, read the labels, I have Hair Rehab,  Beer Shampoo, Honey Shampoo…Body Bars in yummy scents, Strawberry Smoothie Conditior”

HG:*shakes head*

Me: “Think of it like having a choose your own adventure every time you are in the shower!”  “Do you feel more hippyish today or do you want to smell like salt water?”  “Are you feeling festive and want to partake of the Mexican punch soap?” Plus, the Twilight body soap is VERY relaxing at night, and it has sparkles in it, like Unicorn magic”

HG: ” I really just want to take a shower and be clean without knocking crap over”

Me: “You seem a little stressed, you should use the massage bar and the citrus scrub”


a few hours later:

Me:  “OMG! Lush is having a sale!” *proudly hold up laptop*

HG: “I give up, exactly what planet are you from?”

Me: “Top Secret, but doesn’t Mandarin Smoothie sound delish?”



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