“Dude where’s my Jeep” aka “I was unsupervised again”

Me to HG ” People really need to lock their vehicles!”

HG “what? was there a break in?”

Me “yeah, by me…”

Having decided to just walk away out of fear for the remainder of the story, he finally returned to the kitchen

 

HG “um, okay, I give, what happened?”

Me “honestly, it isn’t my fault, its more your fault”

HG “WTF?”

Me “I was tired and I thought I had unlocked the Jeep and it was unlocked and it wasn’t mine and I had already opened the tailgate…”

HG “you don’t recognize your own Jeep?”

Me “did you know that no 2 Zebras have the same stripes? My Jeep needs stripes maybe…”

HG “no, you just need to pay attention”

Me “you are just mad its your fault”

HG “WTF?”

Me “I was really tired and you let me go to the store by myself and I got distracted”

HG “I just can’t even…did you at least close their tailgate?”

Me “I think so”

HG “I am going to bed”

Me “JEEPS SHOULD HAVE STRIPES MR JUDGEY!!!!!!!”

 

This is a public service announcement to lock your Jeeps ya’ll.  YOU.ARE.WELCOME.

 

xo

 

Boo