There was that one time when I chased a Squirrel…and he was a dick.

Posted by Becky Boo on August 29, 2013 in Permanent Record |

Please allow me to set the scene for you…

Our corporate office has a very nice courtyard  that is ensconced  courtyard are very friendly, Disney-like squirrels that will eat right out of your hand.


Friend 1-We should give the squirrels these old sugar cookies.

Me-That is a very good idea.

Friend 2 to Friend 1-you should give that squirrel the cookie and  see if he will take it.

Me-No! That is too much cookie for 1 squirrel!

Friend 1 then proceeds to hand the squirrel the entire cookie

Squirrel “Thanks guys I am running off Now”

Me”NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mr/Mrs Squirrel, I need to break that cooking into bits for you!   *I then proceed to chase the squirrel…Once I stop in my chase and turn around, I notice people watching me…and not just my friends…

Friend 1-Do you really think the he understood you and was going to sit and wait?

Me-I think that squirrel is an asshole…

Lesson? You try to do the right thing, and you are just the girl chasing the squirrell for the cookie as your friends laugh…




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