Wait…What?

Those times when you hear just enough of a conversation that you ponder it for the remainder of the day.

Picture the scene:  Wal-Mart

Me: Just wanting to get my crap and leave

Random couple walking by me and all I hear is “And that is why we should raise Turtles”.

“….and this is why we should raise Turtles…”

That is by far one of the greatest snip it’s of conversations I have heard thus far.  I mean, I truly wonder what could have possibly lead up to that sentence.  I have concluded the following:

I.      They have a Turtle Farm and have spent a large amount of money on stud fees in 2010 and 2011.

II.     They enjoy soup made out of said animal

III.    They are heavily invested in Turtle racing

IV.     Someone in their household is really, really bad at Turtle care and they need a good way to cover it up.

V.  Illegal Turtle Smuggling ring,  centered in Michigan and supplying to the Mid and East Coast has contracted with them.

I really wanted to follow them around in an effort to glean more details, but those type of people are probably very dangerous…